Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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