if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You took a bar mat shot.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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