In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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