Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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