Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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