well you can't waste a boner
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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