Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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