the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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