like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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