Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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