I cannot find my penis.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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