You made me cry and you don't even care
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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