The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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