another moral hangover. fuck.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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