All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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