Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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