Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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