i may or may not be watching the land before time
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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