when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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