How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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