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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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