just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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