I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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