It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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