i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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