i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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