remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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