the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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