Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Plan B is the new Plan A
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
