Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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