i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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