this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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