yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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