Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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