69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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