real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My dick has a subreddit
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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