make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
pray to the hookup gods
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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