areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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