oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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