party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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