ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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