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Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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