I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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