i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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