Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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