You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
