one might say we're banned from that church
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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