Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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