the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
