So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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