Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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