Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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