ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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