I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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