Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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