So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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